Created Jan 07, 2006

Ryan Stolte-Sawa

Teasing you affably since 1985. more

DOOMED!!!...By the frenzied fury of the Monster WHO STRIKES WITHOUT WARNING!

I was born in Toronto and now I live with cows. My prospects are good! My band is planning to tour in 2009 to promote our upcoming album, Nature, so keep a lookout for shows in your area! If you live in Central Ohio and can sing and play bitchin' piano, please get in touch with me. Our keyboard player is leaving us for married life. We are accepting donations.

I am a big fan of beaches--both the natural features and the Bette Midler movie.